This delicious pie is inspired by the Sesame Street song “Song of the Marmoset”
“Some day i’d like to try, to cook a marmoset.
Would you really care, to eat a marmoset?
Living in a pie, very far from I”.
You guys already know how to make a good pie, but here is the outline.
Pick your favourite seasoning. Curried marmoset pie is geat, as is root vegetable and marmoset pie (rather a play on themes there don’t you think).
Make you seasoning. catch, kill and skin your marmoset. Reserve tail and ears for decoration (if you can resist eating them there and then!).
Cook the marmoset over a medium heat for 2-3 hourse. they can be quite tough.
Place marmoset and seasoning in your pie dish.
Cover with pastry, poking the tail and ears out of the top as decoration, and cook in a preheated oven at 180 for around 30 minuted or untill pastry has browned and puffed up.
ENJOY!
Warning, it is not advised that you try to BE a marmoset while making this pie as singeing may occur.

Samira | 20-Aug-08 at 5:40 pm | Permalink
I just lost my appetite.
El Cucurucho | 22-Aug-08 at 9:50 am | Permalink
Ooooh yum!
sunnytea | 04-Sep-08 at 9:45 pm | Permalink
golden marmoset pai
almost as delicious as i
mmmm
dan | 08-Nov-09 at 9:41 am | Permalink
This post just killed my inner child.
big bang bob | 22-Feb-11 at 2:12 am | Permalink
You guys are jerks. How can you eat such a wonderful animal?!?!
nigger | 16-Oct-11 at 5:03 pm | Permalink
This shit isn’t smart. Take a shot
Maegi MacAnnadh | 31-Oct-11 at 2:32 am | Permalink
What the hell is wrong with you people? How can you put such sick garbage on a site which appears to be nothing more than a site where users swap pie recipe’s & which certainly wouldn’t require parents to add to their child block list.
My 7 year old daughter was writing her first book report on something she really liked which unfortunately was Pie!
She is now terrified since we have 2 pet Marmosets & she is afraid someone will break in and steal them to use in a Marmoset pie.
I’ve sent a complaint to your ISP & asked them to sensor you but I wanted you to know your sick little joke had repercussions. Don’t even try to tell me it’s my fault for not supervising my child while she was on the Internet. There was NO WAY I could have known you were one sick SOB & just the fact my child blocks did not kick in is a good indication the fault does not lie on my end.
Maegi Mc